baldrick.

Baldrick, you wouldn’t recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing ‘subtle plans are here again’.

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  1. nutshell Post author

    heheh. 🙂 indeed. hope you are well, thomas!
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words “I have a cunning plan” marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Baldrick: They certainly are, sir!
    Blackadder: Well, forgive me if I don’t do a cartwheel of joy. Your record in this department is hardly 100%. So what is it?
    Baldrick: We do nothing.
    Blackadder: Yup. It’s another world-beater!
    Baldrick: No, wait. We do nothing… until our heads have actually been cut off.
    Blackadder: And then we… spring into action?
    Baldrick: Exactly! You know how when you cut a chicken’s head off, it runs round and round the farmyard and then out the gate?
    Blackadder: [haltingly] Yyyyyyyeah…?
    Baldrick: Well, we wait until our heads have been cut off, then we run round and round, out the gate, and escape! What do you think?
    Blackadder: My opinions are rather difficult to express in words, Baldrick. So perhaps I can put it this way… [tweaks Baldrick’s nose]

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