“It had cost an arm and a leg, but having the lower half of their castle’s rock repainted with invisibility paint meant that Count Knowitall not only never had to worry about invasion again, it also provided him and the castle’s other denizens with endless hours of fun, watching prospective invaders bang their heads against a rock that was no longer there.”
“When Lama Wiseman woke up, he realised in an instant that he had been sleep-levitating again.”
i prefer the first one. it’s monty python meets civilization in the way only you could dream up. 😉
greetings to new amsterdam.
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